Oh yeah. There's some stupid MFs living among us

Aiight, so this one comes courtesy of a genius of a United Airlines flight from Pittsburgh to Chicago. The headline from the New York Post by way of Yahoo:

Passenger fakes injury to jump the line — until their lie is hilariously exposed

Ha! People's stupidity will always be a fascinating topic to me, so I couldn't click on the article fast enough. I wanted to see the hilarious way this entitled fuck got caught

A Redditor, who goes by @wrathofthefonz online, revealed how a fellow flight passenger’s fraudulent behavior worked against them when they allegedly “demanded preboarding” to snag a good seat.

The article continues

“Guy demands preboarding for those who need special assistance. No wheelchair, but says he needs special assistance as he just had knee surgery,” the user wrote in the post on Dec 17.

Ok, as someone with an ex-wife with a disability with no wheelchair who I at one time did truly care about, I'm even more intrigued by this story. More specifically, I'm interested in how he got caught

Then the article gets down to the nitty gritty:

The man boards the plane and gets comfortable in the exit row seat, which is typically forbidden for travelers who are injured or unable to help other travelers if a crisis occurs.

“You must be physically capable and willing to perform emergency actions when seated in emergency or exit rows. If you are not, ask for another seat,” states the Federal Aviation Administration’s (FAA) official site.

The Redditor agreed, noting, “If he just had knee surgery, he can’t sit in the exit row since he would need to be ready, willing, and able to assist in case of an emergency.”

However, the gate agent picked up on the passenger’s stunt and quickly gave him the boot out of the seat with extra legroom.

Hahahahahahahaha you stupid muthafucka